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Joke of the Day
"I'm in a band called 1023 megabytes... We haven't had a gig yet"
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"Guy walks into a bar... So this Jewish guy walks into a bar in New York with a parrot on his shoulder. The Bartender goes where'd you get that? And the parrot says, ""in Brooklyn, they're everywhere."""
"""Why is there music coming out of your printer?"" ""That will be the paper jamming again!"""
"How do you start an insect race ? One two flea - go"
"KFC has a new Hillary meal Its comes with two big thighs, two small breasts, and one left wing."
"""Uhm, EXCUSE me, my eyes are out HERE."" -- Hammerhead sharks"
"If Jesus appears to you... Ask him to bevel-cut a jack rafter onto a door header. If he doesn't know what you mean, that's an imposter Jesus."
"You know how when you're in sixth grade and you love someone you express it by being mean and throwing rocks at them? That's Me. I love you."
"What you're feeling, Republicans, is the ghost of Ted Kennedy's nuts on your chin."
"""You Americans are so uptight!"" dude from Europe who just kissed your girlfriend on the mouth"