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Joke of the Day
"How was the Grand Canyon formed? A jew lost a penny there."
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"What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe? Exoplanets Thought that one up myself."
"My friend tried playing Pokemon Go in Vegas, but sadly lost his phone. All he caught was herpes."
"""My what big teeth you have! Also you're grey and furry and clearly a wolf... I'm not retarded."""
"Good news The doctor took his patient into the room and said, ""I have some good news and some bad news."" The patient said, ""Give me the good news."" ""They're going to name a disease after you."""
"You know how bullies stick a kid's head in the toilet & flush? We need to give Bieber credit for turning that into a look."
"FEmale The original iron man. (clever feminist joke I read on a T-shirt. Not actually a huge feminist.)"
"Some bastard stole my penis warmer off the washing line last night... I'm not bothered about the penis warmer, I would just like the 30 pegs back."
"Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus? It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting."
"Once, I got pulled over because a cop thought my car was on fire but really it was just my hair flying out the sunroof."