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Joke of the Day
"How was the Grand Canyon formed? A jew lost a penny there."
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"What is the difference between Napoleon and his son? One is a Bonaparte from the other."
"What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead, I'm gonna give these two a lift."
"What do you call someone that lives next a horse? Their neighbor"
"How to paint a live flamingo: 1. Get a live flamingo 2. Paint it"
"I thought of making a joke on Apple But I can't afford it."
"Why don't eggs like comedians? Cause they always crack them up"
"My clearest memory of high school is my friend asking me if I brought gym clothes and me asking, ""Who the fuck is Jim?"""
"A black guy and a white girl are at a party. After a while they go together to a room, and she asks excited: ""Show me if what they say about black men is true"". He grabs her purse and runs"
"How many Hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...it's this really obscure number. You've probably never even heard of it. No big deal."