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Joke of the Day
"Startin' a band with some guys I used to work with called LinkedIn Park."
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"Wore a hospital gown to work today and faked a cough for 5 minutes, and they said I could have the break room all to myself."
"Why is a creative writing workshop the first step when training to become a firefighter? Prose before Hose"
"I can tell when two words go together well to define a new thing. I call it portmantuition."
"What's in an Irish 7 course meal? A 6 pack and a potato."
"Rorschach has some nice paintings I'm just confused why they are all pictures of my penis"
"My girlfriend asked if I wanted to fast today and I thought she said fist. As a result, she was not amused and she may be pressing charges."
"What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador! I am not sorry."
"Somebody asked Hillary Clinton if she would be going to see 13 hours... She said no, she had already slept through that one."
"A Clickbait walks into a bar... You won't believe what happened next!"