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Joke of the Day
"What did the banana say to the vibrator? A: Why are YOU shaking? She's going to eat me!"
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"There are three kinds of people in this world... Those who can count and those who cannot."
"You'd think that Hip-Hop music would have more bunnies in it, but no."
"What's a racist bakers favourite ingredient? WHITE FLOUR!"
"What is the difference between a panda, four lesbians and a firetruck?"
"Yesterday I took laxatives and laughing gas at the same time...... For shits and giggles."
"Why do gingers get sunburned so easily? It's nature's way of telling us to lock them indoors"
"""Women are crazy!"" ""Did one try to murder you unprovoked?"" ""No I just disappeared from her life with no notice & she went all PSYCHO on me."""
"Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack."
"What do you call a competition between two assholes who like to masturbate A jerk off!"