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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes back from the camp."

"What do you call it when the stars align for a mustard thief? A Gulden's opportunity."

"Doctor: ""I need to draw some blood."" Me: ""Okay."" Doctor: ""Do you have a red crayon I could borrow?"""

"What is Bill Cosby's favorite hotel chain? Red Roofie Inn. I'll show myself out."

"Prostitutes are like the Elves from Lord of the Rings When you know them well enough they tell you their true name"

"I'm not a Drug Dealer Weed is not a Drug. it is a Plant. Therefore I am not a drug dealer, i am a Florist!"

"A sexy radical feminist walks out of a civil rights meeting with blood on her hands... ... When asked what happened, she replied: ""a small issue came up, and we had to cut it short"""

"What's 668? The Neighbor of the Beast."

"What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman? Mick Jagger says, ""Hey you, get offa' my cloud."" A Scotsman says, ""Hey McCloud, get offa' my ewe."""

"What kind of bug bites only at your feet? Mosqui-toes"