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Joke of the Day

"I wish Gene Wilder was still alive today... He'd probably be ecstatic knowing one of his oompa loompa's grew up to be president :')"

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"What was Poppin Fresh's new name after he was put into the witness protection program? John Dough"
"HUSBAND: When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger? WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help ? WIFE : I use your toothbrush."
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"My Social Studies classes never taught me relevant social topics like ""How to ask a girl out,"" ""How much to pay her,"" or ""Will HIV kill me?"""
"What's brown, and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre......"
"I caught my girlfriend giving a midget a blowjob... ...I can't believe she'd stoop that low."