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Joke of the Day
"Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the shell station"
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"Have you heard about that new film about the tractor? I just saw the trailer."
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"How long does it take to burn a candle down ? About a wick !"
"People on Facebook Nowadays: *Clicks pic while sipping coffee* *Posts as DP with irrelevant caption: Every scar makes me who I am* WTF?"
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"I have a theory that consuming little bits of peanut butter encased in colored candy shells provokes silly rhymes. I call it my Reeces Pieces Thesis. . . . . I'll see myself out."
"What are a redneck's last words? ""Hey, guys, look what I can do!"""