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"They say when a Japanese girl is really turned on... The pixels will align."
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"SCIENTIST: The universe is a big mess of molecules bumping into each other. ME: I like when pizza molecules bump into my mouth molecules."
"If a duckling is a baby duck, I don't want to eat dumplings."
"I'm going our shopping for Black Friday Er...sorry. African American Friday."
"Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 minutes in 39 seconds."
"What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine? I turned MY student loans into vodka..."
"I made this joke. I said as I held me son for the first time."
"prayers by believers to a ""Sweet Jesus"" imply additional deities: Sour Jesus, Salty Jesus, Umami Jesus and, most frighteningly, Bitter Jesus"
"Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine? Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems."
"THAT SMILE A reporter asks Bill Clinton,. 'What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?"" He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across."""