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Joke of the Day

"8 hrs sleep: So refreshed 6 hrs: Feeling fine 4 hrs: I will rip your head off for a minor transgression 2 hrs: Why is my boss a Minotaur"

"Thats is how i outsmart him :P My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face."

"I think police forgot which organized group of white dudes with shaved heads they are."

"Where did the Japanese watch their movies in WWII The Pacific Theatre"

"My New Year's resolution is *removes sunglasses* 2048x1080. I'll explain. *perches on desk* You see, the word 'resolution' can also refer t"

"Subway's known about Jared since the beginning how else can you explain how they knew he likes to eat fresh. I'm going to hell for this one."

"Why do Firemen have bigger balls than Policemen? Because they sell more tickets."

"Why did the hipster dislike physics? Cause the system is broke, yo."

"How is credit like cocaine? Everyone just needs 1 more line."

"If there's one thing everybody can agree on, no there isn't."