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Joke of the Day
"It's a shame the Parisian Christmas Buttplug was destroyed... It fitted in so well."
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"What did the army recruiter say to the gay wizard? ""Don't ask don't spell."""
"Most of my friendships are based on if we watch the same TV shows."
"Hand me the Phillips screwdriver, babe. No, the Phillips. NO. Ok look, hand me the thing you stabbed me with on New Year's. Thanks pumpkin!"
"Do you want to hear a joke about pussies? You probably won't get it."
"Small one A midget fortune teller escapes with some money and is not found by the police. Headline in the next day's newspaper: Small medium at large."
"Me: Goodnight Moon *Moon favs but doesn't reply*"
"Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, ""I think I've lost my electron."" The other says, ""Are you sure?"" The first replies, ""Yes, I'm positive..."""
"How did the Welshman find the sheep in the tall grass? Very satisfying."
"Being single isn't always bad. Look at Kraft cheese for example."