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Joke of the Day
"What Slenderman doesnt have? Facebook."
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"Sometimes, you have to realize that some people can stay in your heart, but not in your life."
"How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon? You poke 'em on."
"Calm down check out guy, you don't have to inspect my $20 so hard, If I was talented enough to make my own, I wouldn't be in Quickie Mart.."
"Thanks Autocorrect, I did want to bang her braids out."
"What's the opposite of Easter? Wester"
"Just remember, you're unique. Just like everyone else."
"The opposite of Iceland is water water"
"A man who forgets his wife's birthday is certain to get something to remember her by."
"If you don't pay your exorcist You get repossessed"