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Joke of the Day
"""A mind is a terrible thing to waste."" A zombie trying to convince his son to finish his dinner."
Next Joke
"A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner... ...The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. ""Och, I look like a pig!"" The man nods, ""And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"""
"What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree? A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? ;-D"
"Common Core"
"I updated my drivers on my laptop and now I have all kinds of pop ups...thanks Microsoft!"
"A mugger jumps out in front of a university student... ...and shouts ""your money or your life!"" The student keeps walking, and says ""Sorry mate, I'm a Computer Science student. I don't have either""."
"Life is like a penis. Simple, relaxed and hanging freely. It's the woman that make it hard."
"If you take a picture of a man named Richard... Is it a Dick pic?"
"Roses are red Violets are blue I've got multiple personalities disorder And so do I."
"My cow got Parkinson's Now she only produces milkshakes."