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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a news anchor with diarrhea? Anderson Pooper"
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"Did you hear about the woman who tried to join ISIS? I heard jihad a bad time time."
"So I was at a party, All the refreshments are lined up on a table; We're still waiting on the *punchline*."
"A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. ""Och, I look like a pig!"" The man nods, ""And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"""
"What's the difference between Hitler and Donald Trump? One made a killer microwave."
"A man started a business in Afghanistan. He's making landmines that look like prayer mats. ""It's going well,"" he said. ""Prophets are going through the roof."""
"[Interviewing to be a mortician] Do you have any experience handling dead bodies? -Well I get my sleepy kids ready for school every day."
"Why do drug dealers hate prostitutes? Because prostitutes can wash their crack and sell it again."
"I was datin' this girl from Eaton or was it eating this girl from Dayton?"
"Wow, where did you learn to be so good at sex?! I was home schooled"