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Joke of the Day
"Why is there a sudden influx of vacuum jokes? They really suck"
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"I tried to read a book about illiteracy once Couldn't understand any of it"
"Time flies like an arrow Fruit flies like a banana"
"What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ? You can't keep a good man down !"
"Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?"
"I like my coffee like my politics... I don't like coffee."
"Today in biology class we learnt about all the health problems related to cigarettes Thank god I switched to crack last week"
"Ways I'm like a tea kettle: 1) need water 2) start screaming when someone forgets abt me 3) could burn down a house but probably never will"
"Sex toy or Dog toy? What do you think?! http://www.cinderellastyle.com/can-you-tell-if-its-a-sex-toy-or-a-dog-toy-game-show/"
"[getting a massage] Me: I have tension in my lower back. *therapist begins* Me: Lower. Me: Lower. Th: But that's your a- Me: Lower!"