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Joke of the Day

"WIFE: Every time I get close, I get hurt. THERAPIST: Is this true? PORCUPINE HUSBAND: *bristles* OF COURSE IT'S TRUE I'M A BALL OF NEEDLES"

"One day I'm going to cure blindness... You'll see. You'll all see!"

"My corduroy pillow has been making headlines all week."

"Why doesn't Santa have kids? Because he only comes once a year"

"Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush? The Naked Ape!"

"KILLER PJ for Indians! James Bond was travelling in an Autorickshaw Driver - Rs.7.50 hue Sahab .. Bond - Yeh lo 5 rupaye .. Driver - Lekin baki ke 2.50 ?! Bond - "" DHAI ANOTHER DAY "" :D :D"

"If weddings were for couples there would be men's wedding magazines."

"I've been thinking about the Reddit rules and I thought of a major flaw [deleted]"

"What did the leper say to the hooker? Keep the tip"

"Since I started dating my girlfriend a year ago I became a millionaire! 6 months ago I was a billionaire :("