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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a caveman that goes walkabout? A Meanderthal."
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"What do you call the Hamburglar's accomplice? hamburglar helpler"
"Never date a baker They're too kneady"
"Life is like a penis Its very short but when it gets hard it seems very long"
"Me: BOOP! teehee! Cop: .. Me: sorry. did you want me to touch MY nose?"
"What Do You Call it When Someone Steals Someone Else's Coffee? A Mugging."
"What's the difference between a dog and a fox? About 20 beers!!"
"What's the difference between your wife and your job? After 5 years your job still sucks."
"How do you get a blowjob in Flint, MI Pour bottled water over your dick."
"Before scientists discovered... Before scientists discovered that the ""I before E except after C"" rule wasn't universal, they were called sceintists."