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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump is Anti-Immigration But ironically, if he wins... there will be a lot of Americans immigrating outta the country"

"Name That Tune My school had a ""Name that Tune"" activity for the staff, and they had sound trouble so there was silence. I shouted out ""John Cage!"" and no one laughed."

"Life is like a penis Soft and free flowing. It's the women that make it hard."

"when Jason swung that sleeping bag with a girl in it against a tree in Friday the 13th, I bet for a brief moment the girl was like ""wheeee!"""

"What do you call a lesbian with big fingers? Well hung.!"

"What do we want? Doppler effect! When do we want it? nooaaaaAAAwwww!"

"What If When You Die They Ask You ""How Was Heaven?"""

"What's worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust"

"A man entered his home and discovered that someone have stole all his lamps.... ...he was absolutely delighted."

"If you are what you eat ...never order a #2."