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Joke of the Day

"Rick Astley will lend you any movie in his Pixar collection, except one. He's never gonna give you Up."

"I'm not racist I have a colored T.V."

"You know how I feel when I had sex with a rather large girl before she became extremely attractive? It's okay, because I fucked her before it was cool. *Throws on hipster glasses*"

"Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?"

"Some hipsters were camping next to me and asked for help starting a fire. So, I chased one around until his corduroys burst into flames."

"What's black and got ten arms? I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell."

"What's the best part about fucking twentythree year olds? There's twenty of them."

"I've been contemplating legally changing my name to 'An End', so that all good things must come to me."

"what do ducks and pseudo-science have in common? it's all just a bunch of quackery."

"What do you call a gay Chocobo? A kweer."