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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a set of computer generated jokes? A comedy subroutine"

"I called a rape advice line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims."

"Immediately after giving birth to me my mom was charged with crimes against humanity"

"Let's legalize all drugs so Americans finally learn the metric system."

"[NSFW] I like my coffee the way I like slaves... Free, you asshole."

"Have you seen the new documentary about white trash? I've only seen the trailer."

"Last term, we had our first black president. But if Donald Trump wins... Orange is the New Black."

"[God making trees] God: ""They're alive but not. Every now & then they drop food."" Angel: ""I don't--"" God: ""Also they breathe the opposite."""

"How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in tents."

"If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? Ans : No time at all it is already built."