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Joke of the Day

"Why do mexicans dislike rust? Because it is feo"

"If 9/10 people suffer from herpes.... Does that mean, the last one enjoys it?"

"Your sign says ""NO SHIRT, NO SHOES, NO SERVICE"", so it seems highly unfair that you kicked me out for not wearing pants."

"His son asked him what gay meant. Son: Dad, what does gay mean? Dad: Happy son. It means happy. Son: Then are YOU gay DAD? Dad: No son...... i have a wife..."

"Why should you always take two Mormon's fishing? Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer"

"CNN: ""Chess grandmaster, 20, dies in parkour balcony fall"" Shoulda castled earlier."

"The lead singer of Chumbawamba died earlier today. During his autopsy his body got knocked down...and that's when things got interesting."

"If you throw a party how do you know Mrs. Elephant is in her period? Your mattress is missing and, theirs a quarter on the dresser."

"Why do women put on makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and smell bad..."

"If I were in a musical, I'd get fired in a week. Keep a straight face while someone looks in my eyes & sings to me? Nope. Sorry. Impossible."