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Joke of the Day
"Men are like remote controls. Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV."
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"What Kind of Motorcycles do Lesbians ride? Chowasaki. - Pat H."
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"I used to work with this black lady who had one arm and one leg... ...we called her Elbony"
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