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Joke of the Day

"When is the best time to have diarrhea? During scrabble. Because it's worth a shitload of points. - Zach Galifianakis"

"Perplexed student Told him he looked about as confused as a blind lesbian in a tuna cannery."

"I've just realised that I've got one of those cool body types that can eat whatever I want and get fat."

"I see your swag and I raise you a high school education."

"Certainty Fewer things in life are certain than death, taxes and if you name your son Chester he will touch children"

"ah, corduroy.... u are truley the ruffles chips of pants"

"Did you hear the one about the German sausage? It was the wurst!"

"an elevator what can a elevator do but a mexican family cant. raise a child PLS IM NOT RACIST DONT HATE"

"What do they call traffic laws in 3rd world countries? Guidelines"

"I like my Wifi like I like my sex... Unprotected."