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Joke of the Day

"When is the best time to have diarrhea? During scrabble. Because it's worth a shitload of points. - Zach Galifianakis"

"What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box? Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me."

"just told my kid ""you're not going to die if you try a piece of lamb"" and she said ""yeah, i'm going to die anyway"""

"What do you call Charlie Sheen in a wheelchair? ROLAIDS"

"About delete my Facebook account, I hope Stacey and Heather from the 3rd grade can handle the rejection."

"What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common? They all ""Feel The Burn!"""

"""I'm your biggest fan."" -- That humongous talking fan you bought from that magician"

"Boy: Do you like parties? Girl: Yes, why? Boy: Well then jump in my pants and have a ball!"

"What is the first rule of Woman`s fight club? Never tell anyone what are you so mad about"

"Bernie Sanders fans say ""Feel the Bern."" Gary Johnson fans say Feel the Johnson."