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Joke of the Day

"A man goes to his doctors who is partially deaf. Man: ""Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a volt!"" Doctor: ""You feel like a watt?"""

"The first rule of Fight Club is till death do us part."

"I have two problems in my life. My math sucks."

"I read in the Bible that people used to get stoned to death, that's a lot of weed."

"I opened a door for a girl, but then the crowd flow never stopped so I've been holding this door open for 3 days. Send help."

"What do you call 1000 black people buried up to their necks? Afroturf Also, I'm not racist. I have two color tvs at home."

"Mall cop wasn't going to let me park in the handicapped space. Then I showed him pictures of me dancing."

"Don't believe in aliens, huh? Explain how people in the 1800s got on top of those bicycles with the huge front wheels."

"Lots of nouns have particular GROUP names. A MOB of kangaroos, a HERD of cattle, a TEAM of footballers. What is the name for a group of Bankers? A WUNCH."

"What does my mom and a turkey have in common? They both died on Thanksgiving"