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Joke of the Day
"My doctor told me not to lift anything heavy! Now I have to sit down when I pee."
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"What did the Pirate say on his 80th Birthday? Aye Matey!"
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"What has 9 arms & sucks........ Def Lepard."
"Tequila everyday keeps sobriety away"
"She : It's not working between us. He : Why ? She : For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He : Hmm okay and for main course ?"
"""Woo, I'm on a roll today, baby!"" -butter"
"""I gave him the what for!"" ""What for?"" ""Because he deserved it, that's what for!"""
"Thanks for putting out Mom! ~ everyone. Happy Mother's Day!"
"This is your pilot speaking. If you have any requests, please give them to the flight attendant. Anyway, here's Wonderwall."