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Joke of the Day
"Have you seen www.amnesia.com? Sorry I just can't remember."
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"What do you call a reptile wearing a vest? An investigator. Ba dum tss."
"What did the surrealist butcher name his shop? Salvador Deli"
"I forgot to take my bladder medicine.. The nurse said 'Urine trouble now!'"
"The greatest plot twist of all time is in the Bible where, halfway through, God suddenly turns out to be nice."
"For 65million years the T-rex was the number one predator Then came Bill Cosby"
"U.S. vending machines to begin displaying calorie information to encourage smarter snack choices. Machines' reflective glass surface not doing the trick."
"Definition of a Will: It's a dead giveaway."
"So a man walks into a bar... It must have hurt like a sonuvabitch."
"If you're between a rock and a hard place ... Stop using crack."