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Joke of the Day

"When someone starts a Facebook post with ""there are no words..."" You better get prepared because you're about to read a lot of words."

"[comedy club] Worm: And what's the deal with dandelion stems? Right? Right?! Other worms: *silence* Early bird: *cracking up*"

"What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker? A zebra."

"What does a suicide bomber say when he's teaching class? Pay attention! I'm only going to show this once."

"Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar? Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss"

"What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat Banned from the petting zoo"

"John has 400 spiders, he eats 398, what does John have now? Cancer"

"Why is Charlie Sheen always seen smiling? Because he's so damn positive!"

"Kinda creepy that my kids got in a screaming match over which one is my favorite since I don't have any kids."

"If there was such a thing g as competitive Bible Study, would the championships be called prayoffs?"