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Joke of the Day

"They cloned a man without his permission. Was he angry? He was just beside himself."

"Why did Paul Walker cross the road? To get to the other side."

"Remember when AOL was the shit? Then it sucked. Myspace was the shit. Then sucked. Facebook was the shit. Then sucked. Twitter is the shit!"

"Why do I vape? It's how I let off a little steam."

"If ISIS would really like the world to take notice of their intentions they should kill a lion."

"7: I need a pet pig so I can always have bacon. Me: There are some fundamental flaws in your plan but I like the way you think."

"What do vegan white nationalists chant at rallies? Sieg-Kale, Sieg-Kale!"

"Did you guys hear about that actress who stabbed her waiter with her fork? Im trying to remember her name. Its Reese something. Help me out here...."

"Don't forget to make the strands of dead cells growing from ur skull look cute so u can attract a potential mate."

"The only people who received awards for African American Achievement at my brother's 5th grade graduation were black. Fucking racism."