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Joke of the Day

"I saw a man yesterday who was so bald I could see what he was thinking."

"I have a step ladder I never met my real ladder."

"Why do giraffes have such long necks? Because their heads are so far from their bodies."

"My wife is so weird She starts every conversation with *""were you even listening to me? ""*"

"Why was the origami class cancelled? The school folded."

"I think sitting on an airplane is the most exhausting type of sitting."

"What's the difference between a black guy and a canoe? Canoes tip."

"There are two types of people in the world: 1) Those that can be arsed to finish their jokes."

"What's the difference between a job and a wife? After 10 years, a job still sucks!"

"So my sister attempted to commit suicide the other day and it made me so angry. I couldn't believe one of my own family members would fail at something like that."