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"Opinions are like assholes... sometimes you need a second asshole"
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"Did you hear the score of the Germany Vs Ethiopia game? Germany 8, Ethiopia didn't."
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"What is the cutest car? A BM-cuddle-U"
"In Germany, we know of a joke The French military."
"How much energy does hova's DeLorean require? 1.21 jigga watts"
"What did the stressed-out casino worker say to their boss? I literally cannot deal."
"Don't worry, the right someone is out there for everyone. You'll probably never find them, or fuck it up when you do, but they're out there."
"A conversation with my 7 year old brother. ""Look at all of these beautiful horse"" ""Horses"" ""Horse is already plural, isn't it?"" ""You're thinking of elk"" ""Holy mooses, you're right"""
"a quick zinger If your uncle jack helped you off a horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse?"