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Joke of the Day
"You hear the one about the 13 inch ruler? Never mind. It's too long."
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"You don't need to hold a girl's hand during an abortion... There's a handrail next to the toilet."
"What does a pencil have in common with marijuana? If it doesn't make you look smart, it's blunt."
"Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire? A.It doesn't want to become a hot dog."
"I was going to say a StarFox joke But they were all too Corneria"
"TIL a French man named Philippe Fallope invented the flip flop"
"Why did the chicken end up in the soup ? Because it ran out of cluck !"
"Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy? An ape-ricot sour!"
"After 69 Q: What comes after 69? A: Mouthwash."
"My brother and I ran out of protein powder. I turned to him and said, ""no whey....."" (true story)"