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Joke of the Day

"Don't you get it man? Every single person who has discovered the identity of who let the dogs out has been brutally murdered."

"*At funeral* ""Your Mom is so fat"" I said eulogy, not roast. ""oh right, I'm sorry. Your mom WAS so fat..."""

"Donald Trump walks into an elevator... and a gorgeous woman is inside and says, ""When the doors close, I could drop to my knees and blow you."" Trump replies, ""And what's in it for me?"""

"I bet you guys want to hear a joke about my penis. Nevermind, it's pretty long."

"People keep mixing up my jokes and my sex They groan at my jokes, and they laugh at my sex."

"Imagine the PR nightmare if one of these pardoned turkeys goes on a killing spree."

"Whenever my Girlfriend says she's going to ""hit the sack"" I instinctively cover my balls just in case."

"Why don't black people lay in the sun? ...because it's 92.96 million miles away."

"I went to an atom party last night. It was crazy, but in the middle of the party a couple splitted up and the party exploded!"

"A therapist and his client play a word association game and the therapist asks, ""What's the first word that comes to mind after the word 'pork'?"" ...he responds, ""U pine."""