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Joke of the Day
"Do you know what happens when you eat too many wontons? You weigh wonton!"
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"Quadruplets: Four crying out loud."
"Newsflash: Two criminals have escaped from prison today. One is orange and 9ft tall and the other green and yellow and 2ft Gin tall. The police are searching high and low for them."
"Remember how you used to love getting all new school supplies and now you just steal them from the office?"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Axel ! Axel who ? Axel grease !"
"You might think incest is gross... **but it's** ***all relative.***"
"Why are gardeners good at spreading religion. Because they can plant churches."
"Someone wake up that guy from Green Day."
"Vacationing in Switzerland ""So did you enjoy the beautiful scenery?"" ""I couldn't really see much because of the mountains."""
"Other jokes like, ""If pro is the opposite of con, does that mean that congress is the opposite of progress?"" Just looking for some jokes similar to this one, playing on opposites and such."