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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an Egyptian doctor who works on peoples backs? A Cairopractor!"

"I ate too much bread at the Indian restaurant during lunch today. It was a naan issue."

"Babe.. [gets down on one knee] I'm [gets down on the other knee] so [lays down on belly] tired [zzzzzzzzzz]"

"This Ice bucket challenge is old Does anybody else remember when The Titanic nominated everyone on board for it circa 1912"

"Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human."

"A bunch of white men came up with ways to solve institutional racism, and all without having to listen to even one black person. GREAT JOB!"

"What do you call a Battlefront without EA? Bttlfront"

"What do you call a circumcision for a dollar? A rip off!"

"The doctor says I'm depressed because I don't have enough iron in my diet so I've started nibbling on the gun in my mouth."

"What's the real reason Lego Movie didn't get nominated for an Oscar? They thought it was called ""The Leo Movie""."