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Joke of the Day
"What does Tupperware and a walrus have in common? They both like a tight seal!"
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"""Objection your honor, the defense is badg-"" BADGERING THE WITNESS! JINX! You can't talk. *Judge gives a respectful nod* ""Case dismissed."""
"What do little piglets do on a Saturday night? Have a pigjama party!"
"Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church..... They all look at you with disgust, but deep down, you know they want some, too."
"If two vegetarians are fighting... Is it still considered ""beef""?"
"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never paid money to have a garbanzo bean on my face"
"I liked Nicki Minaj a lot better when she was Michael Jackson."
"Important stuff. If an orange is called an orange, then how come lemon is not called yellow?"
"How did Caitlyn Jenner and Kanye West settle an argument? They went outside and exchanged blows."
"Made a mistake while drawing with my crayons. Can't erase. I guess the dragon will just have to have disproportionately large nipples..."