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Joke of the Day
"What does Tupperware and a walrus have in common? They both like a tight seal!"
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"I've just started going out with some anorexic twins, two birds one stone"
"I put coffee in my aquarium filter. The water wasn't any cleaner, but the fish swam REALLY FAST."
"Jared from Subway got raided for child porn. That gives a whole new meaning to ""Eat Fresh"""
"i like dropping off a tweet to FB & watch as everyone cautiously forms a circle around it, looking confused while prodding it with a stick."
"Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time? They're way too into Stalin"
"I have an old resolution 640x480"
"Q: IS IT SEXUAL HARASMENT IF YOU GO TO A WOMAN AND TELL HER HER HAIR SMELLS NICE? A: WHAT IF THE MAN IS A DWARF?"
"I like my women like I like my coffee.... Ground up and in the freezer."
"Please don't cry Seeing your tears makes me have to pee"