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Joke of the Day

"I wish Laffy Taffy made a more modestly wrapped version for funerals and other occasions where laffing isn't appropriate."

"[runs inside of a gas station] ""I NEED TO USE YOUR BATHROOM! IT'S AN EMERGENCY!"" *takes a selfie in the bathroom mirror for an IG # game"

"You may see white collar and blue collar workers in the work place. But I'm collar-blind. ~(Taken from the office)."

"Why can't Casper have kids? Cause he has a Halloweenie"

"My son was so upset when he didn't get a gaming pc for his birthday luckily, this playstation was able to..........console him"

"Verne Troyer was pick-pocketed on a recent trip to New York. I can't believe someone would stoop that low."

"Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ? The girl necks door."

"A husband and wife talk about the weather... She's too wet and he says it's coming down hard."

"Might I integrate your curves tonight?"

"Trump supporters are irrational, racists, misogynists... And some, I assume, are good people."