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Joke of the Day

"I wish Laffy Taffy made a more modestly wrapped version for funerals and other occasions where laffing isn't appropriate."

"Jokels: It's a simple joke website. http://jokels.com/"

"Just straight up LIED to my dog's FACE (told him his breakfast looked ""delicious"")"

"I consider anything that doesn't fit in the dishwasher to be for one time use."

"What did the lesbian vampire say to the other? See you next month!"

"How many buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, the enlightment comes from within."

"Why do they call them ""S'mores""? Because you always want another one!"

"Just found out my cat lied about being pregnant just to try and save our relationship and cover up for getting fat."

"Hi, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual."

"My friends won't get margaritas with me anymore because I get drunk & start saying everything is ""mexillent""."