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Joke of the Day
"Why was the monster standing on his head? He was turning things over in his mind."
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"What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese? A paddy melt!!"
"What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends? They Turnip"
"Shout-out to cows. Without them we wouldn't have burgers, pizza, chocolate, ice-cream and many other delicious food."
"The worst part about looking for a job is if you're successful, you end up with a job."
"What do you call a Muslim abortion clinic? Counter-terrorism"
"They should punish kids who do well in school with more homework to prepare them for what happens to people who are efficient at their jobs."
"What did the Soviet man have to say about the Nazis? U SS R the worst"
"Love your neighbor, but don't get caught."
"Why can't you hear a dog whistle? Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way."