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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a five year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor"
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"Im on a sea food diet if I seafood I eat it."
"What do you call an irrelevant elephant. An irrelephant. ^^^I'm ^^^ending ^^^my ^^^life ^^^tonight ^^^boys."
"What's a vampire's favourite dance? The vaults!"
"I think Jurassic Park should have been entitled ""Fuck Religion"" Hahah."
"What do I need a girlfriend for? When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?"
"A Spaniard, an Irish man, and a Greek go into a brothel. Who pays? Germany"
"If a boy put rose petals all over my bed I'd be like you're cleaning this up I'm not cleaning this up"
"Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden? Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice?"
"Me: Cleaning the basement. 12yo boy: Let me know if u need help. 13yo girl: Let me know when you're done. Yep...throwing out HER crap."