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Joke of the Day
"Some people follow their dreams, I follow lunatics on the internet."
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"A man was walking his dog through the graveyard when he saw another man crouching behind a gravestone. ""Morning!"" he said. The other man replies, ""No, just having a crap."""
"Never ask me ""Who hurt you?"" unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation."
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"I hit Jesus with a water balloon and he said it hurt. So I told him to walk it off..."