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Joke of the Day

"Why did the otter cross the road? To get to the OTTER side!"

"Why don't witches have babies? Because their men have hollow-weenies!"

"My ex wrote to me: Can you delete my number? I responded: Who is this?"

"What are two letters a Brit can't live without? T and Qs."

"""Knock knock."" ""Who's there?"" ""Doorbell repairman."""

"""There is a rumor going around that Facebook is building a cell phone.It's pretty good, except you can only use it to call people you barely remember from high school."""

"In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a very generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research."

"Me: Mistakes my own hair for a spider at least once a day & screams Also me: [watching Criminal Minds] I could totally be a cop"

"My friend gave me a free dvd... but it's only Chinatown."

"Obama : The people are worried Hillary is not focused.... How is her head currently??? Bill Clinton: Well she's no Monica... But she's good."