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Joke of the Day

"Trying to tell a catholic a joke Me: What do monkeys and humans have in common? Catholic: Nothing............ nothing at all."

"Have you guys ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they"

"New theory: It's Raining Men and Let The Bodies Hit The Floor are both accounts of the same event but from wildly different perspectives."

"Why cant a bicykle stand on its own? Because its two tired! *badum tiss*"

"What's white and fuzzy and lives high up in the trees? A Meringue - a - tan."

"Two gentlemen walk into a bar.... You would have thought one of them would have seen it."

"Peeing with a boner... It's hard."

"How did the Otaku Redneck guy name his daughter? Annie Mae"

"Whenever I go out, I always wear a stethoscope. That way, in the event of a medical emergency, I can teach people a valuable lesson about assumptions."

"Where do Jewish kids with ADHD go for summer? Concentration camp."