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Joke of the Day
"Can you honor Maya Angelou by not pretending that you knew much about her?"
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"just putting the facts out there 2 educate. personally know a guy who tried pot one time and he was mauled to death by a bear years later"
"In my dream I see us all standing together, throwing away differences and rallying for the abolition of mayo escape-holes in loaf bread."
"David Cameron Went to his local butcher. He asked the butcher for a steak. The butcher asked ""what is your favourite cut?"", David replied, ""the public sector""."
"How do sheep keep warm in winter ? Central bleating !"
"How often do scientists check the element table? Periodically..."
"Cookies Two cookies are in an oven. The first cookie says ""is it hot in here or is it just me?"" The second cookie says ""holy shit! A talking cookie"""
"Why do dogs hate outer space? Because they strongly dislike vacuums."
"Are you a geologist? You can analyse my rocks anytime ;)"
"Australians don't have sex... They mate"