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Joke of the Day
"""I've got cat-like T-Rexes"" Don't you mean cat-like reflexes? *Tyrannosaurus pounces on you*"
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"Does the five-second rule apply to soup? Please hurry. Edit: Nevermind."
"What does having sex with me and the holocaust have in common? There are people who still deny it ever happened."
"Teacher : Do you know the reason Manchester United lost to Arsenal ? Student : Manchester United lost because their defenders were Young, Small and Blind"
"I love gay people. Or as I sometimes call them, ""people."""
"What did cinderella say when she got to the ball? *Choking Noises*"
"*Pillsbury Doughboy approaches mic* I would like to apologize for my recent actions, but would remind you I never claimed to be a roll model"
"Cookie Monster delivering the eulogy at Bert's funeral. Head bowed low. Stillness. ""Me want cookies,"" he sadly intones. ""Me want cookies."""
"What's the first thing a redneck buys when going to a family reunion? Condoms."
"How are martinis like breasts? They are better shaken, not stirred. I usually have one in my hand. One is too few and three are two many."