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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an alien surfing the Internet? e-t."
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"What do you call a stoner dinosaur? A Smokealottapottapus."
"Two cannibals are eating a clown One turns to the other and says ""Does this taste funny to you?"" I decided to post this classic especially with the clown epidemic going on"
"In an alternate universe, the President... is given an attache and told not to press the button inside beyond the most dire circumstances. Instructions nuclear."
"Who is Monica Lewinsky's Favorite NFL Football Player? Clinton-Dix"
"Vegetables What did the cucumber say to the cabbage when they got kidnapped by the tomato? Lettuce go"
"All dogs go to heaven... But all snakes are athe-hissssssssssts"
"My family is very poor. If I don't wakeup with a boner on Christmas morning I won't have anything to play with."
"How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have? Nun"
"Just saw the hood of my jacket out of the corner of my eye and jumped out of the way, in case the Navy SEALS are hiring."