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Joke of the Day

"Recent Studies... Recent studies show that 4 out of 5 blondes are blonde"

"Why doesn't Smokey the bear have any kids? Every time his wife gets hot, he smacks her with a shovel."

"Did you know that an airplane's propeller is only a big fan and is there to keep the pilot cool? Don't believe me? Turn it off, and see how much the pilot sweats!"

"An engineer went hunting... And found a set of tracks. He bent down to take a closer look and was run over by a train."

"May the bards singeth this song henceforth on the 31st of August Oh my god its a happening My balls I am a grappling A tree grown from a sapling On the day that was the fappening"

"Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet! Wife: Didn't you feel a hand in your pocket? Professor Yes but I thought it was mine!"

"What is orange and hangs in my backyard? My nigger and I can paint him any color I want."

"What do you call a promiscuous girl in special ed? A tater thot"

"Two blondes are found frozen to death at a drive-in theater. They were watching ""Closed for the Winter."""

"What country most despises cars that run on gasoline? Mad-at-gas-cars!"