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Joke of the Day

"Zero word punchlines * Does this smell like chloroform to you? * I wonder what happens when I pull this pin? * Does this hurt? Comment some more!"

"I stuffed some socks in my pants to impress the ladies but it didn't work so I'll try moving the socks to the front of my pants."

"I'm not saying my wife's a snob but even her colostomy bag is a Louis Vuitton."

"Women with pasts interest men... they hope history will repeat itself."

"""i like the little round slices of shitty hard bread in chex mix. that's actually my favorite part"" -a monster"

"Maths Question (Muslim version) Question 1) If Mohammad has 3 apples and gives one to Hassan and one to Ahmed, what is the radius of the explosion?"

"Where in the world is Comic Sans, Diego?"

"[BDSM] I accidentally flogged another dominatrix's client Oops, wrong sub"

"Just gargled mouthwash all over my shirt. I'd be a horrible homosexual."

"A Collection of Great Comedians Jokes Just found a collection of great comedians jokes and thought I'd share it. [Here's the link!](http://famehorse.com/collection-of-great-comedians-jokes/)"