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Joke of the Day
"I'm such a great chick magnet Too bad I'm the kind that repels rather than attracts"
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"What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone? A fangster."
"I wanted to study metallurgy at University But I didn't get the grades"
"Happy International Women's Day! Or as I like to call it, Taco Tuesday"
"My ex sent me a text saying ""please delete my number..."" I sent one back saying ""who's this?"""
"Did you hear about that guy named Reginald who often visited his local supermarket? Indeed, he was a **reg**ular customer."
"At this point you can get more Gas for your $5 bill at a Taco Bell than you can at a Shell Station"
"Job hunting tip: Leave the facial piercings at home. Hard to get hired when you look like you fell down a flight of stairs with a tackle box"
"A man visits a prostitute The man says, ""I want to have sex with you for $200, but then I also want to hit you"" The prostitute asks, ""For how long?"" The man replies, ""Until I have my money back!"""
"You scream, I scream.... The cops come, its awkward."