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Joke of the Day
"What I hate most about this sub: -When people include the title in the first line."
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"What is will? A little bitch"
"I'm too old to still be ""getting too old for this."" I've arrived."
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"Your water broke? Do I look like an idiot? You can't ""break"" water...get back to work."
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