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Joke of the Day

"What's a rappers shirt made out of? Strait out of cotton"

"There are 10 kinds of people Those who know binary and those who don't"

"Why was the pencil teacher always confused?"

"What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? A cross."

"Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention? Because he was spaced out."

"Women are good for 2 things... Actually 3, if they take it in the ass."

"I think i just found this ice cream cone's g-spot"

"How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm ? it has a blue light !"

"A Zen master once said to me, Do the opposite of whatever I tell you.' So I didn't"

"Love putting on underwear fresh out of the dryer. They're so warm and cozy, and it's fun. * scans the laundromat and guess whose they are."