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Joke of the Day
"What does a WoW player with tubercolosis say when he ends a conversation? TBC"
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"So this is what it's like to grow up. Fucking bullshit is what it is."
"Two guys walk into a bar The third one ducks."
"The absolute value of 0 is no laughing matter lol"
"Why do men stare at a woman's breasts? To prove they can focus on two things at once."
"I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back."
"What is a rapists favourite vegetable? Beat-root"
"""And on the seventh day God rested""... because even omnipotent beings need rest too, ya know."
"How does Professor Charles Xavier Apologise? He says ""Cerebro"""
"Son, when I was your age, our video game controllers were hard wired to the console. And Mario had to walk uphill both ways to the castle."