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Joke of the Day

"How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a light bulb? Find out next time on DRAGON BALL Z KAI!"

"Heard this the other day. Made me piss myself even though im not American There's nothing worse than a 6.9 A 69 interrupted by a period."

"I like to play music loud It's kind of my forte."

"I wanna start a muslim tinder called a-salama-like'em or a-salama-hate'em"

"What do you call a disobedient feline pirate? A mew-tineer! And what do you call a genetically altered cow? A moo-tant, of course!"

"Me: Treat yo self My Bank Account: DO NOT TREAT YO SELF"

"What do gynecologists and pizza delivery guys have in common? They have to smell it but they can't taste it!"

"What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future? Rocket Farts."

"Supposedly a banana a day can help prevent colon cancer Doc forgot to mention you're supposed to eat them."

"What did the Moderate Moslem say before hitting a guy for criticizing his religion? It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam."